The Reservation Dogs Character You Are Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Growing up is hard no matter where you live, especially when it comes to making that difficult transition from adolescence to adulthood. However, for four friends living on a Native reservation in rural Oklahoma, life in the distant land of California seems like a dream in the critically acclaimed comedy "Reservation Dogs." 

Created and produced by Sterlin Harjo and Taika Waititi, "Reservation Dogs" follows a group of Indigenous American teens as they struggle to find their own way in the world. As they seek their place, they must decide whether they're meant to fight for what they can grab onto in a world of limited options or pursue goals that benefit their community. A beautiful and hilarious coming-of-age story filmed in Okmulgee, Oklahoma, "Reservation Dogs" has been praised for its Native representation and witty writing, earning a coveted 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. The show is brimming with brilliant characters, so read on to learn which one you are based on your zodiac sign.

If you're a Taurus who cuts into your annual birthday cake between April 20 and May 20, your "Reservation Dogs" character is Elora Danan's cousin-uncle, Uncle Brownie. Taurus bulls are earth signs and homebodies who enjoy chilling at their abodes, and Uncle Brownie is all about hanging out on the homefront living off the land –- that, and a fair amount of Sonic –- only going into town to borrow flour from his cousin Frank. That's because, like all Tauruses, home is where Uncle Brownie feels most safe, especially since he claims his property is mined with "traps and bombs and all sorts of things." 

The extremely laid-back Brownie is super sweet and dependable, but he's also incredibly tough and holds the record for the most knockouts in one night at Old Muggy's bar — 20 people plus a cop. He even manages to stop a tornado, although, according to Spirit anyone can do that. Like all Tauruses, Uncle Brownie is a complicated man whether he's pretending he doesn't like kids or hanging around town in the buff convinced he is a holy man. It's always a good time when you stop by his place, even if it's just to check out his incredible VHS collection.

Fans of "Reservation Dogs" born under the water sign Cancer will most closely relate to Bear Smallhill. Like all Cancer crabs, he's a serious kid, but then again, being the sort-of leader of a gang is a big responsibility. Cancers tend to be very sensitive, and Bear is easily the most sentimental of the Reservation Dogs. He's close to his mom and craves a relationship with his dad Punkin Lusty, who is great at rapping about fry bread but not the father Bear deserves. A sweet kid through and through, Bear worries about his friends wearing a seatbelt while stealing a chip truck, surreptitiously puts cash in his mom's wallet, and tries to hug his teacher after giving a class presentation. He's also the only Rez Dog to feel deeply guilty about the impact of the group's actions on Mississippi Miles after the Dogs steal his truck.

As the profoundly intuitive young man that he is, Bear has a natural connection to the spiritual world and regularly sees visions, especially of the Spirit William Knifeman –- something that makes Bear's friends worry he needs to go to ceremony or therapy. Cancers love music and use it to create a protective bubble for themselves, and Bear is rarely without his headphones. He also has the shrewd business sense often seen in crabs and uses his sound negotiation skills to work out a deal with Kenny Boy for the Flaming Flamers the group jacked with the stolen truck. If you identify with Bear, remember Spirit's wise words: "Take responsibility for yourself, young warrior. Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done."

If your zodiac symbol is Virgo (August 23 – September 22), your "Reservation Dogs" character is Dr. Kang, the tribal clinic's everything doctor. Virgos excel at being useful, and Dr. Kang handles every medical issue that comes his way including "toes, backs, a***oles" and optometry. 

A San Diego native, Dr. Kang has been with the clinic for about ten years but he's ready to go back to where he's from. Like every other man Bear crosses paths with, Dr. Kang thinks Bear's mom is attractive and isn't afraid to pump Bear for information about her. A skilled and competent doctor, he serves up his professional advice in a somewhat questionable manner, as when he tells Cheese that people with bad vision used to die young from bear attacks and sometimes eyes just fall out. 

Like most Virgos, the doc can be a bit neurotic but friendly, freely going on about how he is trying to grow out his ponytail but now he's getting sick of it. Still, despite his weird approach to medicine, Dr. Kang is an efficient and capable doctor who enjoys helping others and doesn't mind listening to the kids' problems — even if his advice is generally unhelpful.

If you're a Scorpio (October 23 to November 21), the Rez Dog you'll most identify with is Elora Danan. Named for the baby princess in the charming fantasy film "Willow," Elora Danan is the true leader of the Reservation Dogs and tends to be a little intense. Like the rest of the Rez Dogs, she's been through a lot in her young life. She lost her mom in a drunk driving accident when she was three years old and her dear friend Daniel died as a teenager. As Scorpios tend to be, Elora is as cool as a cucumber under some of the most stressful circumstances. When her friends are puking from edibles, Elora claims not to feel a thing. She's fairly composed even when stealing a car, and she keeps herself together better than expected after stabbing and fleeing from a potential serial killer with Jackie.

Like all Scorpios, she can be somewhat cold and pragmatic, as when she responds to Bear's concerns about hurting Mississippi Miles by telling him it's "dog eat dog out here." She gets into some pretty risky shenanigans and hijinks, whether she's leading the group in their latest heist or putting her digestive system to the test with an overload of Flaming Flamers.

"Reservation Dogs" fans who were born under the sign of Capricorn will appreciate the hardworking tribal clinic receptionist Bev. Capricorns are known for being the serious, responsible zodiac sign, and Bev is nothing if not serious about her job. 

As a clinic receptionist, Bev has seen everything –- especially on Mondays, which can get pretty weird. Like most Capricorns, Bev is naturally very direct and won't hesitate to tell it like it is, so don't even try to sell her some meat pies if you're showing up at the clinic with a stomach ache. 

Capricorns are organized and business-minded souls, and Bev is highly committed to the paperwork of it all. It doesn't matter how many times a person has filled out their medical forms, she's going to make them go through the entire process again. As a busy woman who checks everyone into the clinic, Bev has no time for anyone's shenanigans, especially if those shenanigans involve looking for a hair clip to undo a white medicine curse.

Pisces "Reservation Dogs" fans will relate to the reservation's most dedicated lighthorseman, Officer Big. Not your typical cop, Big is far more interested in making sure his community is safe than locking people up unnecessarily, largely thanks to some encounters he had with the Deer Lady as a child. He stays busy in his job as a Lighthorseman chasing down meth heads and copper thieves –- which, according to Big, are usually one and the same –- and occasionally dealing with the supernatural. The Reservation Dogs certainly keep him busy stealing copper from the street lamps, cars, steaks from Patterson's grocery, Old Lady Louise's edibles, and the chip truck.

Pisces are pure of heart and great at supporting others, things that gentle Big is great at. As a Pisces soul, he understands the value of a good song, especially when that song is from the Native band Redbone. An outside-the-box thinker, Big enjoys watching JFK conspiracy videos on YouTube, distrusts sugar (white man's bullets), and is fully aware that supernatural forces are all around. When he's not getting into slow-speed pursuits with Bucky or investigating strange copper figurines, he's questioning whether Bigfoot has something to do with all of those catfish heads that keep appearing and then disappearing in the field.