Tim Taylor Quotes From Home Improvement That Haven't Aged Well

"Home Improvement" gifted audience members with countless laughs, heartfelt moments, and an overall pleasant story. However, given that the series ran eight seasons, from 1991 to 1999, it wasn't, to say the least, always politically correct, especially for viewers tuning in now. Though Tim Taylor (Tim Allen), the show's main character, had plenty of charming moments, he also had a plethora of lines that, for better or worse, have not aged well.

If you've watched a good part of the series, you know it's no secret that Tim is proudly a man as he constantly makes jokes about wanting more power — his catchphrase, in fact, is "more power." His show within a show, "Tool Time," revolves around doing things that supposedly only men would relate to, such as building or fixing household items. With that said, Tim isn't afraid to make fun of himself, and the sitcom pokes fun at itself and its characters. Though these jokes aren't for everyone, it is worth remembering that Tim Taylor is a fictional character. Nevertheless, here are Tim Taylor quotes from "Home Improvement" that haven't aged well.

As the show's writing tends to hammer home, Tim Taylor is supposed to be the definition of a man. For lack of a better explanation, he considers himself masculine because he works with his hands and is no stranger to a toolset. Therefore, Tim makes perpetual jokes about what it means to be a man.

In the Season 2 episode, "May the Best Man Win," new "Tool Time" producer Maureen Binford (Vicki Lewis) tries to change the show and, naturally, Tim doesn't take too kindly to her suggestions. He takes the biggest issue with her idea to create a breakfast nook. "Are you crazy? This is 'Tool Time.' Men don't eat in a nook," Tim says in the episode. "You never, ever hear 300-pound construction workers going, 'Charlie, John, stop by the house. I just made fresh muffins. We'll eat it in the nook.'"

Whether he's right or wrong, there's no one-size-fits-all way to be a man, woman, human, or otherwise. People are allowed to have differing likes and interests, no matter what their gender is, yet the show continuously misses the point. Perhaps just as offensive is that Tim doesn't want Maureen to control the show, yet he handles this issue by telling her what a "real man" does and doesn't do. In Tim's defense, however, he states that they already bought the materials for the project that Maureen wants to change, but he could have led with that instead of making fun of her ideas.

In the Season 1 episode "Yule Better Watch Out," Tim has a conversation with his son Mark (Taran Noah Smith), who is asking if Santa is alive, and Jill, who says she met Santa at the mall. Mark questions how Santa can be at every mall, and Tim chimes in with, "He's really fast for a fat guy."

Though Tim and his family are talking about a fictional character, the quote still doesn't age well. Tim is not only saying that people who are overweight aren't fast, and he's also making fun of people's bodies for good measure, something he tends to do on a routine basis throughout the series' run. Tim isn't a perfect character –– no TV character is –– and he's allowed to make mistakes, which tend to add comedic elements to the series. 

However, Tim habitually says inappropriate things to get a laugh out of people without actually thinking about the consequences of his actions. The problem with some of the show's humor is that the jokes can be hurtful and they're at the expense of people who are different from Tim.

Though Jill takes her fair amount of shots at Tim and can go joke for joke with him, Tim routinely undermines his wife. Not to mention, he makes fun of her for the sole purpose that she's a woman. In Season 1 episode "Up Your Alley," he says, "You can't help you're a lousy bowler, you're a woman." As if that wasn't enough, Tim then decides to take it even further, continuing, "The point I'm trying to make is, it's not fair for women to compete with men. Heck, men –– we're stronger, we throw the ball harder. Uh — we're stronger, so we throw the ball harder."

Tim has a sensitive side to him, but, for the most part, he's full of himself and makes inappropriate jokes without thinking about how his words affect other people since all he's chasing after is a laugh. Tim's jokes might seem harmless on the surface, especially when the other characters shrug his words off, but when viewing some of his quotes with a modern lens, it's not hard to notice how insensitive he can be and how poorly some of his jokes have aged.

In the Season 1 episode "Luck Be a Taylor Tonight," Jill wants to join a poker game, yet she gets the Tim Taylor joke treatment in response when he says, "Sorry, Jill, but to join this game, you need to be able to bench-press 150 pounds." Al Borland (Richard Karn), who is also part of the game, stands up (insinuating he can't bench press that much weight), and then Tim tells him to sit down.

Again, this joke might have seemed harmless when it aired –– and there were more insensitive jokes throughout the show's run –– but it still didn't age well. Tim is pretty much telling his wife that she can't join because she's a woman and that women apparently can't bench press 150 pounds, according to Tim. Yet, instead of telling her that he presumably doesn't want her to play poker with the guys, he makes a joke at her expense. He could have just as easily told her that he wants time alone to play with his friends, but we digress.