The Cobra Kai Dojo You Belong To Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Be it math, karate, or anything else, all people learn in different ways. Some are hands-on learners, who need to see practical applications to fully grasp new material. Some learn best by observing others. Then there are those who enjoy the diligence of constant practice, while others become quickly discouraged when not learning new things. In the world of "Cobra Kai," this idea is reflected in the three main karate dojos: Daniel LaRusso's Miyagi-Do, Johnny Lawrence's Eagle Fang, and John Kreese's Cobra Kai.

Each dojo in the show has a unique approach. Miyagi-Do pulls directly from the teachings of Mr. Miyagi, who placed a heavy emphasis on internal balance, tranquility, hard work, repetition, and self-defense. Kreese's Cobra Kai dojo stands as a polar opposite to that philosophy, emphasizing aggression and fury as the key means of victory and improvement. Then there's Eagle Fang — founded by Johnny after he was ousted from Cobra Kai by Kreese — which strikes a sort of balance between the other two with an added focus on doing cool stuff and being, well, a badass.

Obviously, within the story of Cobra Kai, some of these dojos are more palatable than others. Kreese takes his "no mercy" doctrine way too far in the show, leading to a teaching style that's downright abusive to his students. But removing those more extreme elements of discipline, each dojo has an undeniable, distinct appeal. Here's what dojo you'd fit best in, based on your zodiac sign.

The philosophy of Miyagi-Do is, above all, steady. It's a doctrine that relies on consistent, patient, repetitive work and gradual improvement. The dojo also has the strongest connection to the natural world out of the three "Cobra Kai" karate schools. For all those reasons and more, those who wear the sign of Taurus (April 20 to May 20) fit best into the teachings of Miyagi-Do.

Daniel LaRusso himself has huge earth sign energy, and while his status as a Taurus is certainly debatable, he brings many of the sign's qualities — both good and bad — to bear in his teachings. Those include patience, consistency, occasional stubbornness, and a love of art. Daniel's daughter Sam, one of Miyago-Do's finest practitioners, also embodies many of these traits. She's firm and unyielding to a fault, diligent, and steady. Overall, the central tenets of Miyagi-Do mesh perfectly with the characteristics of Taurus: if you stand your ground, practice daily, and stay true to the path, you can't be beaten.

Caring but careful, calm but impassioned, discerning but hesitant — these are cornerstones of the Cancer sign, the first water sign of the zodiac, which rules from June 21 to July 22. Symbolized by the crab, Cancers are generally defensive in nature and highly empathetic, but they can be pushed to desperation and intensity just as often as they retreat into their shells. As the one dojo primarily centered on self-defense and emotional attunement, Miyagi-Do is the natural home for those who wear the sign of Cancer.

The holistic philosophy of Miyagi-Do works perfectly with Cancer's natural sensitivity, compassion, and mind-body connection. The sign's less positive qualities (which include poor self-confidence and fear of betrayal) are aided by the communal and spiritual sides of Miyagi-Do's teachings. Robby Keene is an excellent example of a Cancer-esque personality, benefitting immensely from the dojo's unique style. Calm and patient training and a focus on emotional states helped Robby come to terms with some of his past traumas and actualize a better version of himself, and even though he later left Miyagi-Do Karate, there's no denying that his time there was a period of great growth and healing.

Johnny Lawrence is not a Virgo, and nobody would ever mistake him for one. But the culture he creates in his Eagle Fang Karate dojo is perfect for the second earth sign of the zodiac, which rules from August 23 to September 22. Loyal and hard-working but occasionally hesitant to show all their true colors, Virgos have a perfectionist drive but lack the same ego Leos have. Naturally introverted, Virgos can nonetheless benefit greatly from a positive, encouraging community atmosphere that pushes for excellence without devolving into competitions of pride.

There are still lingering elements of Johnny's original Cobra Kai philosophy in Eagle Fang, centered around the desire for all his students to become truly great. However, his second dojo is more a home for misfits than a crucible for the naturally competitive. It's a space where hesitation and introversion are welcomed, but where they can also be honed into helpful tools instead of restrictive barriers. More than anything, Eagle Fang is a dojo where people can just be themselves while still competing at a high level — an ideal combination for Virgos.

For those who possess the tenacity, intensity, and desire for control that defines the sign of Scorpio (October 23 to November 22), Cobra Kai is the only dojo to choose. That's not just because Sensei Kreese is a natural-born schemer either, though that obviously helps. In a similar but opposite way to how Libras are perfectly suited to the style of Miyagi-Do Karate, Scorpios will find great outlets for their natural passion in Cobra Kai.

Perhaps no character better embodies this match than Tory Nichols, who channels her pent-up aggression, unyielding bravery, and fierce loyalty to stellar (if occasionally violent) results as one of Kreese's star pupils. Does a Scorpio in Cobra Kai have to turn dark? Absolutely not. In fact, in a slightly altered version of the dojo, Cobra Kai's impassioned philosophy could be an ideal space for Scorpios to harness their ambitions and immense energy in positive ways. At the end of the day, Kreese's dojo simply rewards all the behaviors that come naturally to Scorpios, and it still has the high-loyalty social atmosphere in which the water sign thrives. If you're a Scorpio living in the world of "Cobra Kai," this is unequivocally the dojo for you.

Miyagi-Do Karate's emphasis on emphasis and tradition should be instantly appealing to the Capricorn sign, which rules from December 22 to January 19. An earth sign, Capricorn holds a deep affinity for organization, order, and practicality. While some students may become frustrated with Daniel LaRusso's chore-like training regimens and dedication to slow and steady advancement, Capricorns will thrive in that exact dojo environment — one where they can focus on learning and executing skills the right way, rather than the easy way.

Daniel himself exhibits many of the core traits of Capricorn in his everyday life. The practice of bonsai tree cultivation, one of his primary hobbies, is a perfect manifestation of Capricorn's natural patience and passion for the slow burn. Many of the exact exercises Daniel employs in his teachings — exercises that come directly from Mr. Miyagi himself — convey those same values. Daniel even embodies some of the sign's less admirable traits, like his desire for full control and his strong conviction that he always knows best. Like-mindedness with a mentor has a huge impact on how well students learn, which is a part of why Capricorns would thrive in the Miyagi-Do dojo. Plus, the tenets of self-defense, responsibility, and self-control will all resonate powerfully with the earth sign.

Last but certainly not least in the zodiac is the water sign Pisces, applied to those born between February 19 and March 20. Often seen as quirky or having their heads in the clouds, Pisces are more complex than those stereotypes imply. The sign is driven by a desire to discover, explore, connect, and create, but they certainly aren't the most grounded or disciplined people you'll meet. That makes the water sign a bit too dreamy for the doctrine of Miyagi-Do, but Pisces is a perfect fit with the philosophy of Eagle Fang Karate.

The supportive family mindset of Eagle Fang will make Pisces feel right at home, and Johnny's more oddball practices and excitable energy will allow the water sign to live their full, unmuted selves to the fullest. The ability to combine wisdom and intuition with more ethereal approaches to problems and situations is a core quality of those who wear the Pisces sign, and that's an ability that will be intensely valued and celebrated in the Eagle Fang dojo.