Dumb Things Everyone Ignores In Ahsoka

The reception to "Ahsoka" has been all over the place. The Disney+ miniseries is the live-action culmination of the past decade of the animated "Star Wars" canon, which matters to some fans and is complete nonsense to others. In this continuation of the character arc beginning in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars," Ahsoka Tano (Rosario Dawson) reunites with "Star Wars Rebels" fan-favorites Sabine Wren (Natasha Liu Bordizzo) and Hera Syndulla (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) to rescue their long-lost friend and Jedi Ezra Bridger (Eman Esfandi). But where Ezra went, the Empire's deadliest tactician, Grand Admiral Thrawn (Lars Mikkelsen), awaits as well.

This miniseries brings some all-time favorite "Star Wars" characters to live action for the first time, but it's not without its stumbles along the way. The story in "Ahsoka" gets the characters where they need to go, but many of the finer details crumble under closer examination. While some of the CGI visuals are the best we've ever seen in a "Star Wars" TV show, the costumes, hair, and makeup often left a lot to be desired. In its totality, "Ahsoka" falls prey to many of the same issues that have been plaguing the "Star Wars" franchise for the entire Disney era. These are some of the dumbest things that everyone ignores in "Ahsoka."

At the end of "Star Wars Rebels," Hera and Sabine see the purrgil take the Chimaera — Thrawn's Star Destroyer — away. These events set the search for Thrawn and Ezra into motion, and yet it doesn't occur to the main characters of "Ahsoka" until it's a last resort to try and contact the space whales to lead them to the missing pair. It is only after half the plot has transpired that Ahsoka uses the Force to reach out to the purrgil and convince them to lead her to Ezra.

If you consider what happens in Part Four prior to this decision, you can see what's being attempted here. From a thematic standpoint, it makes sense that Ahsoka needs to move on from her guilt about Anakin before reaching her goal. But let's consider for a second that Sabine has told Ahsoka how Ezra disappeared, and it makes little sense that summoning the purrgil wouldn't be Ahsoka's first thought. Instead, we are left with yet another map as an excuse to chase after some baddies before she arrives at the idea of her own volition. 

At the end of Part One of "Ahsoka," Sabine duels Shin for the map ... and loses. Shin escapes with the map and leaves Sabine with a lightsaber wound in her gut. In the old world of "Star Wars," this surely would have meant the end of Sabine Wren. However, in "Ahsoka," plot armor seems to be stronger than the blade of a lightsaber and Sabine joins the handful of "Star Wars" characters that survived a lightsaber wound. 

When we next see Sabine, not only has she survived, but she is already well enough to speak and it isn't long before she is back on her feet again. The inconsistencies in the "Star Wars" universe can be frustrating for fans, and the way Sabine bounces back so quickly doesn't seem to correspond with the severity of the wound inflicted. While it may be the case that Sabine needed to be injured for Shin to escape with the map, perhaps the injury could've been slightly less serious so that her rapid recovery would make more sense. 

There is no doubt that Hayden Christensen is a much better actor than he was when he was in the prequel trilogy. His performance in "Ahsoka" injects his Anakin with the subtleties of Matt Lanter's performance from "The Clone Wars," bridging the gap between the two major depictions of Anakin prior to his fall. The character work done between Anakin and Ahsoka is also some of the best in the show.

Unfortunately, the unnecessarily de-aged Christensen is some of the most distracting CGI we've seen in some time. The more you look at Anakin in "Ahsoka" the more you can see him begin to look like an AI-generated person. Instead of just looking older than he should — if they hadn't used de-aging technology — he manages to look both unnaturally young and old at the same time. The more Disney uses this trick in its "Star Wars" material, the worse these half-digital humans seem to look.

It is worth repeating that many of the visual effects in this series are top-notch, however, the hair and makeup on "Ahsoka" leave a bit to be desired. Unfortunately, these issues are particularly prevalent with the design of the series' main characters, making it impossible to ignore. 

Had CGI been used for the Twi'lek head-tails, this would not age as well as practical effects, that much is clear. The problem is that the practical effects in "Ahsoka" just don't look very good. Like with the colored contact lenses, you can see the artificial nature of these headpieces in almost every shot of Hera and Ahsoka. You can see how little they move, and the way they clearly look like foam when they do move. This wasn't a huge issue when Ahsoka showed up for brief appearances in "The Mandalorian," but when two of the main characters of "Ahsoka" have such obviously fake head-tails, it becomes quickly distracting — and hard to fix with lighting tricks.

When Sabine first arrives on Peridia and discovers Ezra's hiding place, one of the first questions he asks is how she found him. Sabine tells him they will get there later, and then it never comes up again.

While not that much time actually passes during the episodes on Peridia, and they spend the majority of it figuring out how to get back home, it's still hard to believe this doesn't come up again. Ezra and Sabine wind up spending a significant amount of time together offscreen, and it makes little sense that Ezra never thought to bring this up again.

This is extra important since answering the question of how Sabine found Ezra would force her to divulge that she willingly gave the map to Baylan to destroy. She is keeping a huge secret from him, but this never gets a chance to come up as a point of conflict or tension. Instead, Ezra and Sabine are once again on opposite ends of the universe, with their own battles to fight.

In the "Ahsoka" finale, the scheming Morgan Elsbeth makes a very strange decision. Now that she has been fully transformed into a Nightsister she has more Force power than ever. Then she decides the best use of this newfound power is to duel Ahsoka one-on-one, instead of helping Thrawn with the objective. The Nightsister just lets Ezra and Sabine walk right past her, which in turn ensures that Ezra catches up to Thrawn and ultimately makes it onto the Chimaera.

At this moment it's clear the show wants a cool face-off, but we are left scratching our heads as to why Morgan lets the others go. She could have at least tried to take on all three, which would have delayed them just enough to trap them on Peridia, giving Thrawn ample room to escape and conquer the galaxy uncontested.

This once again brings the question of Morgan Elsbeth's intentions to our attention. What did she really want, what did she actually accomplish, and why was everything about that character so confusing?