Ranking Every Live-Action Batman Movie Gadget From Worst To Best

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" the Joker (Jack Nicholson) muses to himself in Tim Burton's 1989 megahit "Batman." For decades, the caped crusader has been defined by his wide array of crime-fighting gadgets almost as much as his signature cape and cowl. Just like his fleet of Bat-vehicles, each new Batman film delights in adding new toys to his utility belt. Some are wildly impractical, while others are so practical that they're actually a little boring. When the world of a Batman movie is dark and gritty, his gadgets are likewise blunt and violently effective; when the movie skews a little more campy and whimsical, his gadgets can repel sharks.

With the newest live-action adaptation of the dark knight, Matt Reeves' "The Batman," let's take a look at all of Batman's movie gadgets, ranked from worst to best.

Zack Snyder's 2016 sequel "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" pits the two superhero titans against one another, as Batman (Ben Affleck) blames the destruction of Metropolis and many lives lost at the end of 2013's "Man of Steel" on Superman (Henry Cavill), which, fair enough. To defeat this alien threat to mankind, Batman fashions an array of weapons powered by Superman's Kryptonite, which in his case is actual Kryptonite, including an aerosol spray, a grenade launcher, a suit of armor, and a Kryptonite-tipped spear for the coup de grace.

When the big fight finally happens, most of Batman's Krypto-gadgets work as intended. It is only the coincidence of their mothers having the same name that stops Batman from using the spear for its deadly intent. The two team up alongside Wonder Woman to defeat a different alien threat to mankind, the bony monster Doomsday. In the end, the Kryptonite spear fulfills its promise, as Superman uses it to kill Doomsday, heroically (if temporarily) sacrificing himself in the process.

So many questions are raised by the blink-and-you'll-miss-it sight gag of the Bat credit card, flashed by Batman (George Clooney) at a charity auction in Joel Schumacher's second and final Bat-film, "Batman & Robin." Why would Gotham City Bank apparently issue Batman his own credit card? What does he buy with this card? Did he have to apply for one? Can anybody apply for one? Does Batman have a separate credit score from Bruce Wayne?

By this fourth entry in the modern day "Batman" franchise, any attempt to ground the films in anything resembling plausible physical or emotional stakes had gone out the window. "Batman & Robin," for better or worse, was bigger, broader, and punnier, more of a sequel to the 1960s TV show than any of its three prequels. That being said, it is a veritable treasure trove of gadgets, as we'll soon see.

For an urban superhero whose mascot is a flying mammal, Batman seems to have a lot of nautical adventures in his films, with all the vehicles and gadgets that go along with that. In "Batman Forever," Batman and the newly minted Robin stage a two-pronged raid on The Riddler's island compound via Batplane and Batboat. Robin ejects from the Batboat as it is blown apart by one of The Riddler's undersea mines and is pursued by several harpoon gun-toting henchmen. Batman then comes to his rescue by launching himself out of the Batplane and ensnaring the henchmen in a net fired from a gun. The net gun makes just a brief appearance, never to be used again, but was the perfect weapon for the occasion.

Another very specific gadget from "Batman & Robin," the Bat-Heater makes its appearance at the film's climax. Batman, Robin, and newcomer Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone) don new ice-protective costumes to face Mr. Freeze and stop his giant freeze ray from turning Gotham into an ice cube. Part of their arsenal are Bat-logo-shaped heaters that can melt ice within seconds. We see them in action, freeing people whom Freeze has encased in ice. Though they are only deployed in this one instance, a small, portable heater is by far the most practical gadget on the list thus far.

Later in that "Batman Forever" opening sequence, Batman and a bank security guard are stuck atop a large safe being flown through the air, attached to Two-Face's helicopter. Batman fires a grappling hook into a nearby building, attaches it to the safe, then pulls a small blowtorch from his utility belt to sever the chain holding the safe to the helicopter. The chain breaks, and the grappling hook swings the safe back into the hole in the bank wall from whence it came.

"Batman & Robin" does its prequel one better, having Batman carry an actual laser that he uses to thaw Robin after the Boy Wonder is frozen stiff by Mr. Freeze's ice gun. While both tools are fairly practical for Batman's line of work, you might start to wonder how these toys are being powered. The Bat-blowtorch, especially, seems to have no fuel source whatsoever.

Speaking of not all of them being winners, every so often a Batman film will pull back the curtain of how the caped crusader does his thing. "Batman Begins" made a point of showing the process of how Bruce Wayne became Batman, but other times it makes the character's magic dim just a little bit. Take the moment in the 1989 "Batman," after Batman has aided the police in a shootout with gangster Jack Napier and his goons at Axis Chemicals. With cops approaching on either side of him, Batman throws down a smoke bomb and uses that as cover to escape upward via grappling gun. There's nothing terribly interesting about it, and even its practicality is blunted by the fact that Commissioner Gordon (Pat Hingle) and his officers can clearly see Batman escaping through the smoke.

If nothing else, Adam West's Batman knew the value of branding. Even the most prosaic tool of the superhero's trade can be made special with a Bat-prefix on its name, an insignia, and perhaps a bat-shaped redesign. The briefly seen Bat Detective Kit in the 1966 "Batman" has all three. At its core, the detective kit is no great shakes: A medium-sized briefcase, a magnifying glass, and a screwdriver are all we see of it as Batman and Robin scour a booby-trapped buoy for evidence. But that briefcase has the Bat-logo stamped on it, that magnifying glass is shaped like Batman's cowl, and the screwdriver is pretty much a screwdriver, albeit colored blue and yellow. That's how a not-terribly-interesting gadget is elevated to a staple of the Dark Knight's arsenal.

Even at his most dark and serious, Batman's look is pretty flamboyant. Nevertheless, a fair amount of the detective part of his job involves snooping around places, often with the aid of binoculars. Batman has rocked a number of looking glasses over the years, with varying styles and tactical advantages. In the 1966 movie and on the TV series, Batman utilizes possibly the world's smallest pair of binoculars, which might actually be the most advantageous of any of them, as he can reasonably fit them into his utility belt. During the "Knightmare" sequence in "Batman v Superman," Batman is seen in his desert gear using a pretty ordinary pair of binoculars.

In "Batman Begins," however, he makes a few odd choices. First, he uses a periscope instead of binoculars, which, fine. But then he gives the periscope to a young fan (played by future "Game of Thrones" tyrant Jack Gleeson) so that the boy can prove to his friends that he saw Batman. That's a nice gesture, but considering that Batman is set on fire by The Scarecrow (Cillian Murphy) just minutes later, perhaps he should have held onto his surveillance equipment.

Batman films traffic in a lot of sci-fi adjacent technology, from rocket-powered Batmobiles to lasers to alien meteorite weaponry. When it comes to his communication devices, though, the world has pretty much caught up with whatever the films have presented as super advanced tech. In "Batman Returns," he essentially Skypes with Alfred (Michael Gough) in the Batmobile via a dashboard monitor. In "Batman Forever," Bruce talks to Alfred through what is more or less a smartwatch. In "Batman Begins," he just uses a walkie-talkie.

If the technology isn't impressive, then it had better be distinctive and cool. That is why Batman's greatest communication device is, and arguably always will be, his first: The Bat-Phone, the 1966 glowing red rotary-style landline that connects stately Wayne Manor to Commissioner Gordon's (Neil Hamilton) office. Gordon keeps his under protective glass, while Bruce keeps his out in the middle of his study, where literally anyone could happen upon it and start asking questions. There have been many Batmobiles and Batsuits over the decades, but there has yet to be a better, or even another Bat-Phone.

"They're great survivors," Batman tells Vicky Vale about the bats she sees all around his cave in 1989's "Batman." The caped crusader has been surrounding himself with his namesake for a long time, and has even used the animals in his hero work. In "Batman Returns," he sics a small flock of bats onto The Penguin," and in "Batman Begins," he uses a sonar device to call every bat in Gotham to cover his escape from Arkham Asylum. "What's that noise?" Jim Gordon (Gary Oldman) asks as the squeaking swarm approaches. "Backup," Batman growls.

The downside of having such a recognizable trademark, however, is that it can be used against you. The bat attack on The Penguin at the end of "Batman Returns" is poetic justice for the villain's earlier attempt to frame Batman for the murder of a beauty queen by releasing a huge swarm of bats from the Gotham City Christmas tree.

The human cost of being a superhero is very much on the mind of Matt Reeves' "The Batman," which features a weakened and exhausted Batman turning to some sort of green injectable chemical in order to rejuvenate himself. The drug works, and gives him bursts of strength and agility, but with it comes terrible rages and mood swings, as when he nearly beats a man to death while under its influence.

Though it is never explicitly referred to as such, the drug bears a strong resemblance to strength-enhancing narcotic Venom. Though Venom is most associated with Batman supervillain Bane, it was actually introduced by writer Dennis O'Neil in the pages of "Legends of the Dark Knight" in 1991, with Batman as its first user and abuser. Like the Christopher Nolan films O'Neil's "Venom" story arc, "The Batman" takes a hard look at its hero's methods of fighting crime and ponders just how far is too far.

Like his gauntlets, Batman's cape is mostly decorative, a dramatic flourish that gives weight and significance to every move the Dark Knight makes. But sometimes it can do more than just look good. At worst, it can be a pretty ill-defined gadget, as in "Batman Forever" when Batman uses the cape as a kind of heat shield to save him from an explosion. At its best, though, it can fulfill the promise of its bat-wing shape and let the Caped Crusader take to the sky.

"Batman Returns" turns its cape into a hang glider for one scene, but "Batman Begins" makes it a core of Batman's abilities. Lucius Fox patiently explains to Bruce (and the audience) how the cape's materials can actually harden into a specific shape when given an electric charge, turning Batman into a fearsome flying monster — not just to the criminals he hunts, but to the fear-stricken citizens of Gotham. It's a reminder that living in a city with a Batman running around would probably be pretty scary.

Adam West's Batman doesn't use a grappling gun, though. When he needs to scale the outside of a building, he uses his Batarang. When Michael Keaton needs to take out four circus goons (and a poodle) at the same time, he uses his Batarang. When Val Kilmer needs to destroy The Riddler's mind control device, he uses his Batarang. When Christian Bale needs to knock out the lights at the Gotham shipyards to stage a sneak attack on Carmine Falcone's henchmen, he uses his Batarang.

Like Batman himself, the Batarang has countless variations, yet is always recognizably itself. It can be so high tech that it acts like a flying drone, as in "Batman Returns," or little more than a sharply angled piece of metal, as in "Batman Begins." It is Batman's signature tool and weapon, designed in his own image, endlessly versatile, and maybe the only thing in his inventory that is highly unlikely to get destroyed in every movie.