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The Worst Movies Of 2022

The coronavirus pandemic made 2021 another strange year for film, with movie theaters across the United States struggling to pull in the punters. "About 49% of pre-pandemic moviegoers are no longer buying tickets," said The New York Times after a study into cineplex footfall was published. "Some of them, roughly 8%, have likely been lost forever." 

Marvel's "Spider-Man: No Way Home" appeared to signal the rebirth of the movie theater when it dropped in December (the all-star superhero flick went on to make over a billion dollars at the box office), but not every picture can be that satisfying, a fact that became crystal clear the following month. The "Spider-Man: No Way Home" high was followed by a real low: 2022 got off to a terrible start. And we're here to perform a cinematic autopsy, looking at the very worst films of the year and finding out why they failed so hard.

Updated on May 16, 2022: Bad movies get released all the time, and we're here to suffer through them so that you don't have to. We're regularly updating this list with all the latest misfires, so be sure to check back to see which films should be given a wide birth in 2022.

Shattered

An erotic thriller in the vein of "Fatal Attraction" and "Basic Instinct" but with none of the verve, Luis Prieto's "Shattered" stars Cameron Monaghan (Joker from "Gotham") as Chris, a recently divorced, super-wealthy tech mogul who falls for a sexy stranger in a grocery store. Beautiful, funny, kind, Sky (Lilly Krug) is just too perfect. We can see that pretty much instantly, but Chris, despite his supposedly brilliant mind, cannot. You could argue that he's blinded by her charms, but the sad truth is that the film is just poorly written, and the efforts of the ever-watchable John Malkovich (who plays Sky's sleazy landlord) are not enough to rescue it.

When Chris gets targeted in a seemingly random attack and ends up with a broken (or shattered, wink, wink) leg, Sky becomes his live-in nurse. By the time she's revealed as an unhinged home invader who's only interested in Chris for his money, we're already bored. The sex scenes that were meant to keep us entertained up until this point aren't as steamy as advertised (Austin Chronicle called Prieto's film "the smooth-crotched erotic thriller equivalent of banging a G.I. Joe and a Barbie together"), with little to no spark existing between the co-stars. That's largely down to Monaghan's millionaire being so bland and wooden that we're almost rooting for Sky once the violence starts. Krug is the best part of the movie, but she's forced to dial the craziness up to near-ridiculous levels to counteract her mannequin-like co-star.

Warhunt

A World War II flick with witches and an eye-patch-wearing Mickey Rourke, "Warhunt" shows some early promise before quickly descending into schlocky B-movie territory. It follows a group of U.S. soldiers on a mission behind enemy lines. When an American cargo plane goes down in Germany's Black Forest, Rourke's Major Johnson puts together a team of his best men (led by Robert Knepper, who played Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell in "Prison Break," and Monroe Jackson Rathbone V, best known for playing pasty-skinned vampire Jasper Hale in "The Twilight Saga") and sends them to retrieve the precious cargo. When the group gets close to the crash site, they discover the bodies of several dead Nazis baring mysterious symbols, and when their compasses suddenly fail, they start to suspect that supernatural forces are at work. Spoiler alert: There's a coven of witches living in the forest.

It's an interesting setup, but writer-director Mauro Borrelli was apparently too busy with visuals to develop any of his characters beyond macho stereotypes. Borrelli is best known for his concept art, having worked on the likes of "Captain America: The First Avenger," "The Hateful Eight," and "Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi." It's no surprise then that "Warhunt" looks slick, though it's also completely devoid of fresh ideas. Awful one-liners begin to pile up (Brewer tells Johnson that his guns "ain't violins, even though they make sweet music" in one cringe-worthy exchange), and the goodwill Borrelli built up in the opening stages is rapidly lost.

The 355

Helmed by longtime "X-Men" writer/producer turned director Simon Kinberg, "The 355" is one of those films that really ought to have been much better than it was. This globetrotting spy flick is forward-thinking and features some top talent from around the world, but none of them can elevate "The 355" above the level of generic thriller. In fact, the presence of the likes of Jessica Chastain and Lupita Nyong'o makes the lack of thrills all the more disappointing. As for the plot, Chastain stars as Mason "Mace" Brown, a no-nonsense CIA agent who has to team up with female spies from around the globe to stop a sought-after decryption drive capable of hacking any system on Earth from falling into the wrong hands.

Chastain floated the idea of collaborating on the film while working with Kinberg on "X-Men: Dark Phoenix," the filmmaker (who made his directorial debut on the widely panned superhero flick) told IGN. "She brought it to me, and she said, 'I really want to do a female ensemble spy movie,'" he said, adding, "I love spy films." The critics did not love Kinberg's spy film, however. With such a stacked cast (Lupita Nyong'o, Penélope Cruz, Diane Kruger, and Fan Bingbing all play agents), how did "The 355" fail? The idea was a good one, it was just executed very poorly, from the clunky dialogue to the abundance of played-out action thriller cliches. "The 355" is a waste of talent and a waste of your time.

The Royal Treatment

He rose to fame playing a fake prince in Disney's live-action remake of its classic animated feature "Aladdin," but Mena Massoud portrays a real prince in "The Royal Treatment," a formulaic and forgettable Netflix rom-com. Massoud co-stars as Prince Thomas of the (entirely made up) country of Lavania. He lives in a castle and has his every need attended to, though he's just a normal guy underneath it all (because rom-com). He ends up meeting hairdresser Izzy (former Disney Channel star Laura Marano) after his assistant accidentally calls her salon and hires her for a one-off haircut. Of course, it becomes more than a one-off.

Izzy leaves the prince's hair half-finished after witnessing a member of the royal staff being treated poorly, and he's forced to seek her out so she can finish it. It sounds romantic, but there's no spark here, and the "com" part of rom-com is missing too. "The Royal Treatment" is a humorless and tedious affair from start to finish, and critics lined up to trash it. "A deliberately, almost defensively, inane trifle — a cupcake whose icing reads, 'Enjoy the tooth decay,'" said The New York Times, while the Associated Press dubbed it "a drug store chocolate bar" in a scathing review. Even if you're obsessed with royal romances, there are several better options on Netflix: 2018's "A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding" is far from a classic, but it's "Citizen Kane" compared to this glorified Lifetime movie.

The King's Daughter

A historical fantasy that spent years in production hell, "The King's Daughter" stars Pierce Brosnan as King Louis XIV of France, who sends his men to search for a mythical mermaid (Fan Bingbing). Louis wants to live forever, and he believes the magical properties of the mermaid will make that happen. His plan gets derailed when his illegitimate daughter (Kaya Scodelario) learns of the mermaid's existence. This isn't one of those films that's so bad it's good; it's just straight-up bad. And we mean bad. January has long been a dumping ground for unwatchable movies, but "The King's Daughter" was just too terrible to fly under the radar, despite being based on a prize-winning novel.

"The King's Daughter" is an adaptation of Vonda N. McIntyre's "The Moon and the Sun," which won the Nebula Award in 1997. It's a fantastic read, but the movie does the book a huge disservice. Paramount removed the film from its release schedule just weeks before it was due to hit cinemas in 2015, with no explanation. A source close to the production told The Hollywood Reporter that the delay was due to the visual effects being incomplete and that the movie would drop in a few months. However, years would pass before it saw the light of day, and when that eventually happened, it was easy to see why it was hidden away for so long. Both Brosnan and Scodelario chew the scenery as the film meanders to an unsatisfying finish.

Home Team

Following the fashion of the Happy Madison-Netflix films before it, the Kevin James-led "Home Team" falls far short of funny. This gross-out sports comedy is loosely based on the real-life story of football coach Sean Payton, who became the new offensive coordinator of his son's sixth grade team during his one-year suspension from the NFL. It's a fascinating story, but "Home Team" isn't particularly interested in the nitty-gritty — this is a PG comedy starring a bunch of kids, after all. Nobody can really blame co-writers Chris Titone and Keith Blum for seeing the funny side of a famous football coach taking over a junior team, but their script lacks any true laugh-out-loud moments, and fails to capitalize on the potential of Payton's unlikely saga.

Kevin James plays Sean Payton as a permanently scowling man's man who knows next to nothing about his son. But that shouldn't come as much of a surprise to those who have seen their fair share of Adam Sandler-produced films. "The facts have been rejiggered ... to fit the Sandman's formula: Our hero is a seething screw-up, and everyone else is even worse," said The New York TimesVariety called the film "a checklist of scenes and tropes required from a Sandler-backed sports comedy, from half-hearted background pratfalls to extraneous comic-relief sideshows." We're not mad at "Home Team," we're just disappointed. In the right hands, it could have been a touchdown, but this lazy comedy isn't worth your time.

Morbius

Thanks to an agreement put in place before Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe took off, Sony controls the film rights to a number of lesser-known characters from the Spider-Man canon. Sony's Spider-Man Universe has included the financially successful and critically moderately received "Venom" and "Venom: Let There Be Carnage. And in 2022, the latest entry, "Morbius" hit theaters ... earning some of the worst reviews for a film based on a comics property in more than a decade. 

An origin story of the titular "Living Vampire," "Morbius" stars Jared Leto as Michael Morbius, a scientist who cures himself of a blood disorder with an experimental treatment of his own design. Of course, he also accidentally makes himself a very special vampire, one who feasts on the blood of humans but who also has superpowers, which fuel his epic battle for the ages against Milo Morbius (Matt Smith), his surrogate brother who has the same blood disease, contracts the same powers, but becomes the evil vampire counterpart to Michael's good guy (but still totally dark, spooky, and tormented) vampire.

According to professional film critics, "Morbius" is the worst film yet in Sony's Spider-Man-adjacent cinematic universe, scoring a lowly 16% on Rotten Tomatoes. Mark Kennedy of the Associated Press called it "forgettable, often laughable" and a "poorly edited, derivative time suck," and James Berardinelli of ReelViews found it "a chore to sit through," a film devoid of "imagination, zest, and a thrill of discovery."

The Bubble

Perhaps the world just isn't ready to laugh at the collective trauma that was the COVID-19 pandemic and its related mass lockdowns, social isolation, and widespread fear. "The Bubble" marks a major misfire for iconic comedy filmmaker Judd Apatow, creator or curator of such touchstones as "Knocked Up," "Freaks and Geeks," "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "The King of Staten Island." "The Bubble" is about the chaotic production of "Cliff Beasts 6: Battle for Everest: Memories of a Requiem," a crummy blockbuster franchise movie shooting during COVID-19 lockdowns, which requires the cast of spoiled stars to stay in their rooms, act against green screens, and endure health protocols, all of which they snottily bristle against and resist. It causes major headaches for the filmmakers and the cynical hotel staff alike.

"The Bubble" is a certifiable dud with a paltry 22% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Perhaps its biggest sin is that despite one of the most formidable casts of comedically skilled actors ever assembled (including Karen Gillan, Leslie Mann, Fred Armisen, David Duchovny, Keegan-Michael Key, Kate McKinnon, Peter Serafinowicz, Maria Bamford, Rob Delaney), "The Bubble" doesn't provide enough laughs. "A movie so staggeringly unfunny as to be barely recognizable as comedy at all," wrote Jessica Kiang of the Los Angeles Times. Katie Rifle of Polygon compared "The Bubble" to "people trying to start a fire by rubbing two wet sticks together," as the movie is "composed mainly of long, excruciating sequences where everyone is trying very hard and producing zero laughs."

Boon

"Boon" is like a Charles Bronson vigilante movie from the '70s but without the cultural context, bewildering urban setting, or extreme violence, that — for better or worse — make those compelling and unique. It's also a "middle-aged guy gets revenge on bad guys" flick in the late-career Liam Neeson vein but without the charisma, star power, or grizzled slow burn of Neeson. 

Instead, "Boon" is about a hired gun named Nick Boon (played by TV cop show veteran Neal McDonough), who's seeking redemption after a long, emotionally, and psychologically toxic career as the muscle and hired killer for a criminal organization. So, he moves to a remote town in the Pacific Northwest and takes up with a nobly poor widow and her young son. But Boon realizes his new life is much like his old one when a crime lord exploits and terrorizes his new family, so he'll have to violently make things right with the world.

While less than 10 critics could even be persuaded to hit through "Boon," they all universally loathed the film, bestowing it with the rare and dubious 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. "When the budget is this low and the star power this minimal, it's best to go crazy with action, which this picture tries to avoid until the final act," said Brian Orndorf of Blu-ray.com.

Measure of Revenge

The makers of "Measure of Revenge" seemed to be motivated by a desire to craft a film as seedy as possible but without the high stakes, quirky characters, or daring plot necessary that can justify the descent into the grimier parts of human existence. Instead, the film is a dark by-the-numbers revenge fantasy about a mismatched pair of antiheroes, where the most interesting parts of the film are the wild shifts in imagery and mood. 

Oscar winner Melissa Leo plays Lillian Cooper, a legendary Broadway actress about to retire whose son is found dead, his demise attributed to an accidental drug overdose. Not quite believing that her grown, troubled son would die in such a manner, Lillian becomes a vigilante, a one-woman, mystery-solving, criminal-punishing army, which doubles in size when she forms a strange partnership with Taz (Bella Thorne), her son's drug dealer who may have all the answers.

"Everything about this bomb is inexplicably odd," writes Rex Reed of The Observer, "from the plot to the camerawork to the fact that there is no credit for screenplay." Michael Nordine of Variety writes that the presence of the illustrious Leo is unnerving. "Viewers are likely to spend more time wondering how she came to be involved with such a shoestring production than sympathizing with her character."

Redeeming Love

"Redeeming Love," directed by the usually capable D.J. Caruso of "Disturbia" and "xXx: Return of Xander Cage," demonstrates that it's difficult to make a morally uplifting movie about a time and place intrinsically associated with debauchery and misdeeds without causing emotional and tonal whiplash. 

Set in a California Gold Rush boomtown in 1850, the film focuses on the on-the-nose-named Angel (Abigail Cowen), a young woman sold to bad men when she was a child and who grows up to be a sex worker against her will. She internalizes the abuse and is riddled with self-hatred until the good, righteous, morally upstanding Michael (Tom Lewis) appears and shows Angel that a little bit of love and attention can apparently heal any and all deep psychological wounds and make all the trauma one has experienced on a daily basis for years just melt away. In other words, "Redeeming Love" is literally and awkwardly a movie about redeeming love.

With a 12% tally on Rotten Tomatoes, critics were not moved by "Redeeming Love," which they found more emotionally manipulative than profound. The film "fails as both a compelling romance and an effective drama, failing to do its dazzling leading lady — or anyone else — justice whatsoever," said Jade Budowski of Decider.

Firestarter

The original "Firestarter" (starring Drew Barrymore as the titular character) hit theaters in 1984, earned a middling $17 million and so-so critical reviews, and then it disappeared into the ether. But in 2022, horror master Jason Blum and Oscar winner Akiva Goldsman supervised a remake of this mediocre adaptation of a lesser work from bestselling author Stephen King. 

The film tells the story of parents (Zac Efron, Sydney Lemmon) dealing with their 10-year-old daughter Charlie (Ryan Kiera Armstrong), who, as the result of evil government experimentation, has the ability to start fires with her mind. They've successfully spent their lives on the lam from the government agents who wish to capture Charlie and weaponize her powers, and the firestarter has been able to keep her firestarting in check ... but not so much anymore. That will prove a valuable (but tragic) asset when the government steps up its drive to steal Charlie away from her doting mom and dad.

With a 13% score on Rotten Tomatoes, it's clear that critics thought the new "Firestarter" wasn't just unnecessary but unequivocally terrible too, with critics throwing around words like "dull," "corny," and "cringeworthy." "The only mood conjured by this dud is one of extreme torpor," wrote Nick Schager of The Daily Beast, while Katie Rife of Polygon quipped that "Firestarter" is "pretty okay when no one is talking."