Canceled Movies We're Glad Didn't Get Made

The history of film is filled with ambitious projects that for various reasons never got made. Looking over this history, there's an understandable tendency to focus on the abandoned movies that we wish had been finished and released. We sympathize with artists who weren't given a full chance to realize their vision. Some of these canceled movies become the stuff of legend, and on rare occasions, these lost visions get the chance to become fully realized and celebrated — the posthumous restoration of Orson Welles' "The Other Side of the Wind," for instance, or "Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio" finally escaping development hell.

For every promising film that Hollywood has pulled the plug on, however, there are even more that never got made simply because they were terrible. In some cases, the central ideas themselves were problematic, while in other cases, concepts with potential nearly got wasted on talent whose style and vision were comically ill-suited to the material they were working with. We take a look back at some of the more infamous canceled films that we're glad didn't get made.

Not so long ago, this project was one that fans desperately wished could have been made. Joss Whedon was geek royalty in the 2000s and early 2010s, and the girl power of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" had given him a reputation as a progressive pop culture feminist. Warner Bros., meanwhile, was continually struggling to get a Wonder Woman movie off the ground despite the character's immense popularity and cultural significance. In 2007, the news broke that executives had rejected Whedon's "Wonder Woman" script, and it sounded like a classic case of an artist getting screwed over by the suits.

Then in 2017, around the same time as the release of Patty Jenkins' successful "Wonder Woman" movie, Whedon's "Wonder Woman" script leaked online — and everyone realized it was terrible. Focused more on Steve Trevor than Diana of Themyscira, and filled with cringy, casually sexist dialogue, the script was a clear illustration of the flaws in Whedon's general writing style that the fandom hadn't perhaps noticed before. Whedon's handling of the character — and reported mistreatment of actress Gal Gadot in his widely despised 2017 version of "Justice League" — serves as further evidence that he was not the best choice to do a "Wonder Woman" movie.

Long before a contemporized but mostly hyper-faithful adaptation of Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" comics became a hit series on Netflix, multiple filmmakers tried their hand at bringing the Endless to the big screen. Some of these attempts — like the version written by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio (writers of "Shrek" and "Pirates of the Caribbean") — could have been something great. One such adaptation, however, proved so horrible that Gaiman himself had to go to unorthodox lengths to prevent it from getting made.

This terrible script was set to be produced by Jon Peters, the hairdresser-turned-movie mogul. Peters is infamous for, among other things, forcing giant mechanical spiders into films such as "Wild Wild West," and the canceled Tim Burton-directed "Superman Lives." Peters' planned "Sandman" adaptation was also poised to feature a machine-like arachnid, as well as a nonsensical plot in which Morpheus, Lucifer, and the Corinthian were identical triplets racing to collect objects of power before midnight on New Year's Eve.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Gaiman called it "the worst script I've ever read." In this interview, the author admitted to leaking the script to then-influential movie geek website Ain't It Cool News, which gave it an equally savage review and ultimately killed its chances of going forward.

Here's an example of how dramatically the culture can change in just a few years. In the 2020s, the amorous French skunk Pepe Le Pew is effectively banned from appearing in new "Looney Tunes" cartoons because the character's only joke is based around sexual harassment. A scene trying to make fun of his problematic nature got cut from "Space Jam: A New Legacy," and Pepe was last seen on-screen being erased from existence in an episode of the "Animaniacs" reboot.

This makes it all the more shocking to realize that Warner Bros. spent much of the previous decade trying to give Pepe Le Pew his own feature-length movie. In 2010, Mike Myers was announced to be voicing the skunk for a live-action/CG hybrid movie. Warner Bros. was still working on this film as recently as 2016, when a screenplay was written by Max Landis. Considering Landis already had a history of public misogynistic statements at the time, and that multiple women have accused Landis of sexual assault and abuse in the years since, this would have made for a particularly disturbing match.

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Spike Lee's 1992 epic "Malcolm X" — starring Denzel Washington as the controversial civil rights leader — is one of the rare biopics to rise above the genre's cliches and stand as a great film in its own right. Interestingly, Lee's screenplay was a rewrite of a much older draft written by James Baldwin and Arnold Perl in 1968. Had the script been produced back then, there's good reason to suspect the movie would have been a total disaster.

Baldwin, a friend of Malcolm's, was an inspired choice to be the screenwriter, but the executives at Columbia Pictures didn't give him any support to let him tell the story accurately. Baldwin wanted Billy Dee Williams in the lead role, but the studio reportedly wanted Charlton Heston in blackface. There's not much you can say about such a boneheaded racist concept beyond what Baldwin himself said about quitting the project: "I didn't want to be a part of a second assassination."

When thinking of classic movies that absolutely do not need sequels, "Casablanca" is pretty high on the list. Its story is complete, its ending is perfect, and any attempt to recapture the lightning in a bottle that made it so great would seem destined to fail. However, that certainty of failure hasn't kept people from trying.

One such sequel idea titled "Brazzaville" — set in the French city that Rick Blaine and Captain Renault announced plans to visit at the end of "Casablanca" — was announced in 1943 but never got made. Howard Koch, one of the original film's screenwriters, later wrote a treatment for a sequel titled "Return to Casablanca" in 1980. Cass Warner attempted to get this produced in 2012 but it also ended up nowhere. While having one of the original writers involved was a point in its favor, the plot description — centered around Rick and Ilsa's illegitimate son searching for his dad — sounds like the epitome of an unnecessary legacy sequel.

"The Day the Clown Cried" is the movie on this list that actually got closest to being released — and an unfinished cut of the 1972 production will get a release of sorts sometime in 2024 via the Library of Congress. Given the mystique that's been built up around this legendarily awful Jerry Lewis comedy, a lot of film and comedy geeks are sure to be interested in checking it out when they finally have the chance, but it's probably a good thing it didn't get released before now.

For those who don't know, "The Day the Clown Cried" is about a circus clown in Nazi Germany who gets sent to a concentration camp. The concept is somewhat similar to the popular but controversial 1997 film "Life Is Beautiful," and some have made comparisons between the two. Whatever you may say about "Life Is Beautiful," however, it at least doesn't end with the clown character leading Jewish children into the gas chambers and then joining them out of guilt — yes, that really is the ending.

It's no surprise that Lewis didn't want this cinematic train wreck to see the light of day in his lifetime. The few who have had the chance to watch the rough cut have been effusive about just how astonishingly and amazingly terrible it is, and even "Animaniacs" did an episode making fun of it.