Every Scheme From Better Call Saul, Ranked By Level Of Chicanery

For those who choose to wade through the murky depths of Albuquerque's criminal underworld, it's never a bad idea to have a lawyer on speed dial. Those in-the-know will tell you there's only one call you need make when Johnny Law comes a-knocking. 

While there are many reasons to turn to Albuquerque's preeminent, morally flexible bus bench lawyer (he's a hard worker, a fast talker, and a snappy dresser), there's a lot more to Saul Goodman. Namely, some well-honed powers of deception. After all, you don't become the world's second-best lawyer without a willingness to cut a few corners.

Over six memorable seasons, AMC's wildly popular "Breaking Bad" prequel series "Better Call Saul" was critically acclaimed for its darkly comic tone, well-rounded characters, and intricate plotting. Like Walter White (Bryan Cranston) before him, Saul (Bob Odenkirk) is cunning, resourceful, and meticulous. But where Heisenberg would learn from his chemistry acumen, violence, and intimidation to achieve his ends, Saul Goodman's methods tend towards trickery. From his days ripping off unwitting bar patrons in Cicero with fake Rolexes, to his creative contortions of the law as a defense attorney, Jimmy McGill's well-orchestrated cons provided some of the show's most engaging and nail-biting sequences, which came together, often, without any overt action or violence to keep the viewer hooked.

Below is a compilation of Saul Goodman's most crooked cons. Keep your hand on your wallet, read on, and be ready shake your head in disgust.

Another Season 1 stab at attaining a little legal notoriety in the Albuquerque attorney scene, this scheme puts Jimmy's innate knowledge of how to grab people's attention on full display. Securing a hefty bribe — erm, retainer — from the Kettlemans after finding them camping in the Sandias, when they were supposedly kidnapped, with a big duffel bag of embezzled Benjamins, Jimmy has enough money to begin an aggressive advertising campaign for his fledgling law firm.

Jimmy creates a billboard in a similar style to that of Howard Hamlin's (Patrick Fabian) law firm, HHM. The hope, as espoused by Hamlin, is that the billboard will trick potential clients into thinking that Jimmy is affiliated with the prestigious firm, landing potential HMM clients at the law offices of James M. McGill, Esq. It's not a bad idea, but according to a judge, it's also copyright infringement and the billboard must be taken down.

McGill is not one to let a chance for free publicity pass him by, however. On the day the billboard is scheduled to be removed, Jimmy hires a crew of UNM film students to shoot the sad event. As the camera rolls, the worker taking down the billboard slips and falls, leaving him dangling off the edge. Jimmy leaps into "hero" mode, scaling the billboard and hauling the worker back onto solid ground; the action snags him a glowing article in the Albuquerque Journal and an interview on the local news. 

"Saul" viewers are tipped off by a quick high-five between Jimmy and the worker — revealing it was all staged. It's a simple plan, it works, and it's only a shadow of some of schemes yet to come.

When Daniel Wormald (Mark Proksch) gets his prized baseball card collection stolen by Nacho Varga (Michael Mando), the inept wannabe pill peddler unwisely involves the authorities. When they arrive to look at his ransacked house, they immediately suspect that the unassuming IT technician is involved in something less than legal.

Fearing for his safety, Mike Ehrmantraut (Jonathan Banks) needs to take the heat off Wormald in order to keep the heat off himself. But with Wormald actively talking to the cops, Mike must pursue the problem through slightly more legal channels than those in which he's used to operating. So, he gives his erstwhile attorney Jimmy McGill a call.

In order to craft an explanation for the suspicious hidey hole cut into the baseboard of Wormald's home, as well as the sudden windfall of cash he seems to have recently stumbled into, Jimmy spins a yarn about Wormald's vaguely sexual side hustle, insisting that the hidey hole and cash are not indicators of a criminal dalliance, but of artistic expression. According to Jimmy, Wormald sells photographs to a wealthy patron involving a practice he dubs "Squat Cobbler": sitting in a large number of pies, often whilst crying, for the titillation of the viewer. The cops are skeptical at first, but after Jimmy has Wormald create several images of the practice, they are convinced of his innocence and set him free without charging him. It's a very out-of-left-field plot, but a successful one nonetheless, despite the practice of falsifying evidence to exonerate a client being one of dubious legality.

Kim finds herself in a difficult position with the proposed Mesa Verde call center in Tucumcari, as the land on which they plan to build is the longtime home of Everett Acker (Barry Corbin), a curmudgeonly octogenarian who has no plans to leave the home he built for himself years ago. Unfortunately for Acker, Mesa Verde has the law on their side, and he will be forcibly evicted if he doesn't abandon his house. This doesn't sit well with Kim, who asks Jimmy to use a little bit of his magic to keep Acker in his home and force the bank to build their call center elsewhere.

After convincing Acker to accept his legal services, Jimmy gets to work on several innocuous, but irritating, delays to keep construction from getting underway. Beginning with changing the numbers on the mailbox to an address different from the one on the eviction notice, they only get more and more elaborate.

Jimmy scatters fake Native American pottery around the property to invoke the New Mexico Cultural Properties Act, peppers the area with radioactive material to impel an OSHA investigation, and even paints the side of Acker's house with a likeness of Jesus, leading to an influx of parishioners hoping to glimpse a miracle. This scheme gets points for creativity, but Jimmy and Kim underestimate Kevin's stubbornness, which eventually forces them to take a different approach.

The beginning of Season 2 presents a Jimmy who has quit the law, lounging in a resort pool, and ordering cocktails on somebody else's room tab. When Kim arrives to try to convince him to take a job at the law firm of Davis & Maine, a familiar face from "Breaking Bad" walks into the bar: Ken (Kyle Bornheimer), the annoying stockbroker who swiped a parking spot from Walt, only to have his BMW destroyed by the vengeful chemistry teacher as payback. As Ken sits, jawing away on his Bluetooth headset, Jimmy decides to show Kim a taste of his old life.

They approach the stockbroker as Viktor and Giselle St. Claire, siblings who just inherited a hefty sum of money from a deceased uncle and are looking to get into investing. With Ken's interest piqued, he invites them to talk about their options with him, and once Jimmy has him on the line, tricks him into purchasing them a bottle of Zafiro Añejo — a tequila priced at $50 a shot — before signing a contract they have no intentions of upholding and leaving him holding an extremely expensive bar bill.

After Kim manages to score a very lucrative client for HHM in Mesa Verde, she decides to leave HHM and take Mesa Verde with her to start her own law practice. Chuck, unwilling to let such a high-caliber client walk out the door, persuades Kevin Wachtell to stick with HHM.

Jimmy, who's already at odds with his brother regarding Sandpiper, hatches a plot to get back at him and send Mesa Verde right into Kim's open arms. While Chuck is indisposed following an emergency trip into the electricity-filled office, Jimmy takes his Mesa Verde files to a coffee shop and meticulously changes the address of the bank's Scottsdale, Arizona branch from 1261 Rosella Dr. to 1216 Rosella Dr. This one-number substitution results in Chuck copying down the erroneous address onto all of the paperwork for the New Mexico Banking Board, leading to Chuck's public humiliation and the loss of Mesa Verde to Kim's fledgling law practice. But when Chuck double-checks the files and sees that all of his forms say 1261, not 1216, he knows Jimmy is behind it.

The scheme is an excellent example of how meticulous and cunning Jimmy can be in pursuit of his goals. It's a well-reasoned and almost flawlessly executed scheme; had Jimmy been a little faster in bribing the copy shop worker to claim Jimmy had never patronized the business, he would have gotten away scot-free. But all it takes is a single uncrossed "t" to get Chuck on the trail, which eventually leads to Jimmy landing himself in jail.

Part of the terms of Jimmy's Pre-Prosecution Diversion from Season 3 is that he can only associate with law-abiding citizens during his one-year suspension. But, desperately in need of money, Jimmy turns to his shadier side for dough in Season 4: Selling drop phones on the streets of Albuquerque. As his business begins to pick up, he hires Huell to serve as a bodyguard, following a run-in with some street hoodlums. Things are going smoothly until Huell accidentally hits a cop in the head with a bag of sandwiches.

This lands Jimmy in a difficult spot. If Huell is convicted, Jimmy's PPD will kick in and he'll lose any chance of regaining his law license. Desperate to keep himself out of trouble, Jimmy turns to Kim, who helps him pull off the most flawlessly executed scheme in the entire series.

Jimmy takes a bus trip to Coushatta, Louisiana, and mails hundreds of fabricated letters from the residents of the town to the judge presiding over Huell's case. With Judge Munsinger (Ethan Phillips) enraged at the circus a simple case has caused, ADA Ericsen (Julie Pearl) begins investigating. She calls the phone numbers listed on some of the mail and ends up on the phone with Jimmy and his UNM film crew pretending to be various residents of Huell's hometown, proclaiming his innocence, as well as their plans to take charter buses out to Albuquerque for the trial.

The con works to perfection. ADA Ericsen chooses to drop the case, and Huell gets off without so much as a slap on the wrist. This scheme is one of the best examples of what can be accomplished when the minds of Wexler and McGill team up.