Orlando Bloom, Dolph Lundgren talk doping in star-studded Tour de Pharmacy teaser

The first teaser for Andy Samberg's Seven Days in Hell follow-up Tour de Pharmacy is officially here, and it features literally all of your favorite stars. Tour de Pharmacy, a mockumentary about doping scandals in professional cycling, will premiere on HBO on July 8.

The tease begins by showing the 1982 Tour de France, where "nearly every rider was on drugs," according to Maya Rudolph. (Dolph Lundgren agrees, saying, "Nearly everyone was cheating. Except for me.") "How do you beat a man on drugs if you're not on drugs?" Orlando Bloom asks (basically admitting to being on drugs, a reporter points out). 

"Just when you think it's over, some s*** is about to go down," Mike Tyson explains, before the trailer begins to flash through the names of its many many stars, including Samberg, Freddie Highmore, Daveed Diggs, John Cena, J.J. Abrams, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kevin Bacon, Joe Buck, Nathan Fielder, Will Forte, Danny Glover, Jeff Goldblum, James Marsden, Julia Ormond, Phylicia Rashad, and Chris Webber.

The trailer ends by showing "one anonymous informant" there to provide insider insight on the doping scandal– none other than Lance Armstrong, who wants to make very, very certain that you can't tell it's him. (A helmet is not an adequate disguise, he notes.)

Murray Miller (Girls) wrote the script for the movie, while Jake Szymanski (Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates) directs. While we wait for the movie to premiere, see everything new you can catch on HBO's streaming service HBO Now this month.