South Park Fan Theories That Change Everything

Shortly after coming on the air in 1997, "South Park" became a cultural phenomenon, and in the years since has wielded a huge influence on the animation landscape. With dark humor, shocking plots, and frequent profanity, it was one of the first animated series to be targeted squarely at adults. Following Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick along with a host of other eccentric characters, the show also overcame a perceived shortcoming of animation — timeliness — satirizing current events and celebrities in almost real time.

After 23 seasons "South Park" continues to roll along, even having earned five Emmy Awards and an Oscar nomination. With all those stories and crazy happenings, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's show has given rise to a number fan theories. Some are elaborate, some are insightful, many are just plain silly — below, some of the best attempts to explain all the surreal moments we've seen unfold in that snowy Colorado haven of South Park.

One of the longest-running mysteries on "South Park" revolves around why no one ever remembers that Kenny dies in every single episode of the show. In the early seasons in particular, Kenny perished in a multitude of agonizing, miserable ways, each time resurrected by the next episode — without anyone commenting on it. 

In the series, it was explained in the episode "Coon and Friends" (Season 14, Episode 13) that his parents' involvement in Cthulhu cult meetings were to blame. Every time Kenny was killed, we learned his mother would give birth to him again the next night, as he almost instantly grew to the age he was before death.

While hardly anybody every seemed to recall these events, at least one person has shown some awareness. Cartman has appeared at times to acknowledge  Kenny's death, explaining what's going on to Stan and Kyle but never making any progress. According to one theory, the reason Cartman knows about Kenny's fate is because of an eye transplant he once received from Kenny's frozen head. The argument says that this transplanted eye gave Cartman the ability to see things from Kenny's perspective, allowing him to become aware of his recurring deaths — and apparent immortality.

Randy and Sharon March are two of the most frequently-glimpsed adult characters on "South Park," and over the years have only become more central characters. The parents of Stan and Shelly, they are prominent adults in a series that typically focuses on children. The pair have been involved in a lot of storylines over the years, most propelled by Randy's proclivity for getting caught up in strange situations that lead to bizarre consequences.

There's a crazy fan theory about Randy and Sharon that may seem hard to believe at first, but considering all the surreal storylines "South Park" has given viewers, it feels somewhat plausible. The theory supposes that Stan's parents are half-siblings, and for evidence points to instances when Sharon referred to Randy's father Marvin as her dad. 

In the episode "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" (Season 8, Episode 9), with Marvin employed at the town's Wall-Mart store, Sharon is asked by Sheila if he is her father; she says yes. But in the episode "Grey Dawn" (Season 7, Episode 10) it was confirmed that Marvin's last name was Marsh (same as Randy), and in the episode "My Future Self 'n' Me" (Season 6, Episode 16), it is confirmed that Sharon's maiden name was Kimble. So, is it possible that Marvin fathered both halves of this married couple, with different women?

Of course, there's also a counter theory that shoots this whole thing down: Like many married people, Sharon merely drops the "in-law" when referring to her spouse's parent as a show of affection.

If you've watched more than a few episodes of "South Park," you may have picked up on a the theme that adults are depicted largely as incompetent buffoons. Yet, somehow, the adults of South Park run successful businesses and live as independent adults, something that would seem contradictory.

One theory for this is that the town of South Park is a sort of purgatory, where deceased folks considered too stupid to mix with others are sent to spend eternity. This is why there are so many idiots in the town, as they are all put there deliberately, in an apparent attempt to maintain heaven as a place for the more intelligent, well-behaved, and generally civil. 

This arguments is bolstered by the town's abnormally frequent interactions with the Devil and Jesus. Their frequent appearances, it is speculated, are actually attempts by them to improve these poor souls, trying to move them forward to either heaven or hell. As for the children of "South Park"? Well, perhaps they are angels, sent to the town to observe ("Wings of Desire"-style) the worst aspects of humanity.

Kenny has a pretty tough existence in "South Park." Not only did he die in so many early episodes, but his family life has always been something of a shambles. His parents don't seem to love him in any meaningful way, and they are far from ideal adult influences, as they are both alcoholics who have also been known to abuse drugs. These largely-absent parents seem like they can barely feed the kid, with Kenny seen eating Pop-Tarts, microwave pizza, or frozen waffles for dinner and bread sandwiches for breakfast — seemingly, it's all they can afford.

There's an interesting theory on why Kenny's parents are so poor. With the youngster dying so many times, his parents have been forced to pay for hundreds of funerals. 

Think about it: Even the simplest of services and burials would still cost in the thousands of dollars. It is estimated that Kenny has died about 100 times on "South Park," so if you do the math, that would be one expensive child to parent. Having to pay for a funeral every few weeks would financially cripple anyone — and as if that debt wouldn't be enough to take a toll on them, imagine the unending grief cycle of having your child die over and over again. No wonder they drink.

"The Simpsons" has one; so does "Family Guy." It's no surprise, then, that "South Park" would also have a fan-driven theory that the entire series is taking place in the mind of a main character in a comatose state.

The theory in question argues that everything viewers get to see in "South Park" is the imagination of Kenny. According to the theory, Kenny has been in a coma since some time before the first episode, and the events of the following twenty years are essentially his dreams. A television in his hospital room unconsciously keeps him up to date with current events, as do friends who visit and speak about current events (much like the Homer Simpson theory), feeding him fodder for his imagination.

But since Kenny can only draw upon the visuals of what he saw before his accident, the boy's mind adapts what he hears into stories in which everyone is the same age (and level of personal growth) he recalls. Those frequent deaths that Kenny experiences? Perhaps this is his brain's way of attempting to rationalize the accident that nearly killed him.

For the most part, "South Park" focuses on the exploits of the four main characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. One theory proposed by a fan suggests that these four characters represent something far more complicated than the four kids we see before us. They depict, in fact, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Kenny and Cartman, it is supposed, represent Death and Conquest. Kenny is associated with death (having died hundreds of times) and even wears his hood around his head to hide his face, like most depictions of the Grim Reaper. Meanwhile, Cartman has a strong desire to rule over people and dominate them, viewing others as inferiors, making him a representation of Conquest.

Kyle's connection to the Horsemen is less clear, but since he is quick to argue with those he disagrees with and willing to fight for what he believes in, War seems like the most likely candidate. Then there's Stan, who would have to be Famine .. and this is basically where the theory falls apart. 

"Maybe Chaos itself?" the theorist suggests. "I know that's not a Horseman, but it certainly would lend credence to all the insanity that surrounds his life."

Like many theories on "South Park," it begins to fall apart under closer scrutiny. Still, it's fun to consider such notions, and certainly gives you a whole new way to appreciate what has become one of the defining series for multiple generations.