The Dark Side Of These '80s Sitcoms

The 1980s were a golden age of sickeningly sweet, condescending, and cloying family sitcoms. They told us when to laugh (at broad comical antics, like babies saying "dude") and how (the braying laugh track), as well as when to feel (when the slow piano music kicked in). And in spite of all that, they sure were fantastic. Most Americans over a certain age have fond memories of devouring these so-called comedies in their youth, and look back through a gauze of nostalgia on landmarks of Reagan-era pop culture like Who's the Boss?, Family Ties, Growing Pains, and Full House. They were shows for families and about families. Truly, these were innocent shows for innocent people in innocent times.

Or...maybe not. Looking back on those old shows with a mature (some might say cynical) viewpoint reveals a lot of layers and quirks that we just didn't notice when we were kids. Mostly, there's an undercurrent of darkness and sadness to all of those sugary family stories of yesteryear. If you're ready to have your childhood ruined, take a journey with us into the dark side of your favorite '80s sitcoms.

The Cosby Show was a monster hit in the 1980s, credited with revitalizing not only the sitcom format, but a struggling NBC. Legendary comedian Bill Cosby helped develop the show himself, carefully considering every element for the message it sent viewers. For example, Cosby rejected an early idea to make his character a limo driver — he made Cliff Huxtable a doctor instead, to provide an example of a professional African-American man on television.

But viewed through the eyes of more recent events, the details associated with Cliff Huxtable's career as a physician become creepy...if not alarming and somewhat sickening. Of all the specialties Cosby — sent to prison in 2018 for sexual assault — could have chosen for his character, he went with obstetrician/gynecologist. That means the man accused by multiple women of slipping them drugs for the purpose of assault was cool with playing a guy with access to prescription drugs who treats only female patients (and in his weird, isolated basement home office to boot).

Family Ties hit TV in 1982 with a clever premise that tapped into a cultural zeitgeist of the time. The "flower children" of the late 1960s — hippies, Baby Boomers, the countercultural youth — were well into adulthood by the early '80s and settling into the mainstream lives they'd once railed against. On Family Ties, Michael and Elyse Keaton had been hippies, but now lived in Ohio with their three (eventually four) children. But they're still trying to change the system from within and make the world a better place through their work — he runs a public TV station and she's an architect. 

A lot of the show's dramatic tension came from the Keaton parents' relationship with oldest child Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox), a hardcore and stereotypical Young Republican and Ronald Reagan acolyte. He frequently makes jokes about cutting welfare and destroying the social safety net, quite at odds with his parents' liberal outlook. In fact, if Alex's passion for small government conservativism played out to its end, it would cut funding for his father's public television station. In other words, Alex P. Keaton actively works to destroy his own father's livelihood.

As the famous theme song suggests, Cheers on Cheers is a place "where everybody knows your name." Perhaps as a nod to this, the bar's best and most well-known customer is Norm Peterson, played by George Wendt. Other patrons and employees alike greet Peterson upon his daily arrival with an enthusiastic "NORM!" in most every episode, as he literally rushes into Cheers, hustling to his favorite barstool with great quickness so he can get to the business at hand as soon as possible: drinking lots and lots of beer.

Norm is a regular at the bar, and Wendt is a regular on Cheers, one of just a few members of the iconic cast whose presence at the watering hole isn't because they're playing someone who works there. In other words, Norm Peterson is probably an alcoholic. All he ever does is drink, and he drinks so much that in the show's 1982-1993 run, viewers never get to meet his wife, Vera. He only goes home when he has absolutely has to, and she never comes in to Cheers because she doesn't want to see her husband drink himself under the table.

My Two Dads was pretty edgy for a family sitcom from 1987. One part The Odd Couple, one part Punky Brewster, it was about two adult men who had nothing in common and who held completely different approaches to life (Joey was chill; Michael was straight-laced, of course) who decide to live under one roof to raise a motherless teen named Nicole (Staci Keanan). She happens to be the daughter of a deceased woman who dated — and slept with — both Joey (Greg Evigan) and Michael (Paul Reiser) around the same time. That means Nicole is the biological daughter of one of them, but it's never revealed who, and instead the three form a nontraditional family and have wacky domestic adventures for three seasons.

But let's rewind to the show's setup. It's a comedy show, geared at children, predicated on the notion of a dead mom. Her daughter, in mourning and seemingly alone in the world, is forced (by a judge) to live with strangers, one of whom is her biological father that she's never met. And from the beginning of the show, Nicole is also well aware of her mother's scandalous (for 1987) "dating around" lifestyle. That's a lot for a kid to deal with.

Night Court aired at 9:30 p.m. in most areas, so NBC wasn't looking to attract kids. Still, there was plenty of stuff on the show for kids to enjoy, including Judge Harry Stone's (Harry Anderson) bubbly demeanor and penchant for magic tricks, not to mention bailiff Bull's (Richard Moll) funny voice and puppet doppelgänger. But really, Night Court was about a night court, a New York City late-hours courtroom set up to process criminals, primarily prostitutes, pimps, drug offenders, and street thugs. While those elements can be frightening and dangerous in real life, on Night Court, they're just part of the parade of criminals with whom Judge Stone exchanges witty wisecracks as he pushes them through the criminal justice system.

One other weird thing about Night Court: It might have been cursed. In seasons one and two, Selma Diamond played a sassy bailiff also named Selma...until she died of cancer. The show replaced her with Florence Halop as a bailiff named Florence. And then she died, too. The third and final female bailiff, Roz, was played by Marsha Warfield—who, unlike the sixtysomething Diamond and Halsop—was more safely ensconced in her thirties.